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I can’t even restrain this grinning. So funny, yet uplifting.
(chuckle)
you wake up. its a beautiful day. the world is brand new. but then, just as you get up out of bed and open the curtains to admire the new day, you see it. the entire sun has been replaced with nikki minaj’s face. it stares down at you, unflinching, unyielding. and in 3 days, unless you do something, it will crash down to earth and destroy everything. your quest has begun
